Biologie

Despre ce era deci, insemnarea de ieri:

 

    Pentru fabuloasa scoala doctorala trebuie sa adun 4 credite. Prima teapa mi am luat o cand m am inscris la un curs care se keama Biofizica Citoscheletului. Da, stiu, suna infricosator, dar si celulele au un schelet. Si e atat de complex incat s au scris carti despre asta. Teapa majora e faptul ca minunea de curs incepe la 8:15, ceea ce inseamna ca eu (euuuuuu???) trebuie sa ma trezesc la 5:00, sa ma imbrac fugind dupa autobuz si sa ma spal pe dinti in tren, ca sa ajung la Lausanne la timp. Altfel, cursul e fain si in plus examenul se anunta a fi beshinos tare, o prezentare in fatza colegilor pe baza unui articol.

 

    Tzeapa a doua e ca articolul care mi a picat mie se keama "Un complex alfapatruintegrinapaxilinarfgap restrictioneaza activitatea rac la capatul anterior al celulelor in migrare". Eu din aceasta fraza am inteles numai "patru". Asta nu a fost un semn bun.

 

    Tzeapa a treia e ca am planificat azi o intalnire cu o colega biolog, gandindu ma ca ea vorbeste limba asta straina, doar ca sa aiba femeia ocazia sa ma scuipe si sa imi spuna ca articolul e waaaaaaay prea complicat, si sa fac bine sa ma kinui singura.

 

    Si uite asa, ma duc io maine sa le vorbesc oamenilor despre alfapatru si cum ii da ea si cu pretenii ei in cap lu bietu Rac. Acuma sa nu va ganditi ca Rac e o prescurtare de la ceva, nu nu, Rac e...o proteina. Asha au botezat o saraca. Mai are neshe surori, le cheama Cdc42 si Rho.

 

    In ritmul asta, admiterea mea la scoala doctorala o sa se faca fix inainte sa sustin io teza. In acte voi fi studentul cu cea mai scurta perioada de cercetare. Ca sa nu zic ciclu.

    Asa ca, toti cei 3 cititori ai blogului meu, faceti bine si tineti pumnii...va rog :)

Draci

Aaaaaaaaaa am scris un mesaj in care povesteam despre ce examen frumos o sa am io joi. Fuck our conexion.
Ramane pe alta data :D.

Stii ca ai devenit elvetian cand....

you think getting up early is good.

you actually get interested in the local elections.

you expect the shop clerk to say goodbye after you purchase something.

you try to defend cartel based economics to a visitor.

you think that plaid jackets with flowery ties don't look that bad.

you think it's fair that you can only wash clothes once a month.

you wonder why anyone would want to shop outside of working hours.

you think it's OK to drive slow on Sundays.

you feel like you're broke if you have less that SFr. 300 in your pocket.

you dress up to go grocery shopping.

you understand why Chinese food should cost more than normal food.

you prefer Swiss wine.

you wish that your hometown had expensive garbage bags too.

you think it's OK for a Chinese restaurant to be run by a Swiss and staffed by Spaniards and Portugese.

you start thinking, 'Why can't they just speak Schwizerduetsch?'

your German is better than the waiter's.

you start preparing costumes for Fasnacht.

you join a Guggemusik band.

you think Thursday night shopping is really convenient.

you think that large American cars are 'cool'.

you think it's cool to drink expensive imported American beers.

you prefer fizzy mineral water to tap water.

you throw a party and expect everyone to leave by 11:30 pm.

you clean up during parties.

you expect dinner guests to help with the washing up.

you begin to understand the subtlety of the Swiss cuisine.

you appreciate the differences between the cantons.

you feel really hungry if you don't start eating lunch by 12:00.

you have breakfast cereal for dinner.

you say Gruezi to everyone, and consider it impolite when they don't say it back.

you don't mind paying SFr.16 for a paperback book.

you think that Swisscom approved telephones are better.

you buy a new one instead of getting it repaired.

you think that 3% unemployment is high.

you believe it was through its own efforts that Switzerland stayed out of World War II.

you consider getting goats and sheep to graze in your backyard.

you only eat fondue in winter.

you complain to your neighbour about the noise when he flushes his toilet after 10 pm.

you become interested in the myriad of insurance offerings.

you take part in Jass tournaments.

you get interested in Schwingen.

you volunteer to help organise the Dorffest.

you expect to be delayed by road works every summer.

you become concerned about the colour of your neighbour's curtains.

you put Aromat on all your food.

you worry about getting a cold when there's a draft.

you think sponteniaty is OK, as long as it's planned.

you become offended when reading this.

 

Cred ca mai am pana acolo...:)