A.

Have you ever slalomed the concrete (concrete is the key word) poles from an underground parking lot at 60 miles per hour?

Have you ever sang with a  2 foot tall guy wearing and Yves Rocher hat with bright pink flowers the WHOLE last CD of Avril Lavigne so loud that inocent bystanders forgot to cross the road?

 

 

A. is what you would call a "big boy". The kind next to whom you feel protected no matter what, because he casts a 2 feet shadow. Of course, you would not feel so much protected if you would know that A. is afraid of spiders. Which makes him less interesting, since we all know that the two purposes of men in life is to open cans (ocasionally wine bottles and pickle jars) and to kill the intrusive spiders (or flies. or bugs).