For my woman friends :)

 Revenind pe un forum pe care (in care? ) nu mai intrasem de mult am gasit un text funny. Nu ii stiu exact sursa, asha ca imi cer scuze anticipat.

 

So why is that that women are crabby every once in a while? Maybe this can explain a bit. We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.   Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.   Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.               Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.                                 Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, 'Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar.  Calm down and push.  Just one more good push (more like 10),' warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %*#!* (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb bowling ball through a keyhole.               After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that 'cute' wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.       Then come their 'Teen Years.'  Need I say more?                                                     When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.   So we progress into the grand finale: 'The Menopause,' the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned 'buds' or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.   Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...   So, while I love being a woman, 'Womanhood' would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. Women are the 'weaker sex'?  Yeah right.  Bite me.

Acuma, recunosc, limbaju e colorat si am ras la unele faze. On the other hand, eu nu cred ca e bine sa ne victimizam CHIAR in halul asta. Adik ok, si io m am suparat pe mama care, atunci cand protestam tavalindu ma pe jos de durere ca " de ce baietii nu au ciclu" mi a raspuns plina de intelepciune si compasiune "da, da ei trebuie sa se barbiereasca in fiecare zi". Dar nu cred ca trebuie sa fim chiar asha inversunate contra unor treburi...well..fiziologice, si pe chestia asta sa le facem viatza amara masculilor de langa noi.Nu militez pentru "femeia eroina" care naste fara sa tipe or whatever, dar again, nu e vina barbatilor ca anatomia feminina e cum e. In afara de cazul in care Dumnezeu e barbat. Case in which he sux as a designer :).

Ma gandesc ca textul e facut poate pentru barbatii care au impresia ca partenerele lor nu se partzaie/vomita/se pipi si au nevoie de o imagine mai ..."grafica" a ceea ce inseamna sa fii femeie....mie mi se pare a "tad grotesque" pe alocuri, ca si cum chiar n am avea parte de nici o bucurie in viatza....

Sa ne gandim doar ca  noi nu avem probleme cu prostata, cu ejacularea (cum ar fi sa ma plang io: "i have a problem - i come too fast "- DA DOAMNE ZIC :)))), cu impotenta samd. Adik prefer un plasture cu hormoni  (cand o fi sa fie) unei pastile de Viagra =))))). Plus orgasmul multiplu.